this is what happens when i spend time with new people
GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [7/5] favorite female characters → Toph Beifong
"My daughter is blind! She is blind and tiny and helpless and fragile. She cannot help you!"
”Well, when I was five, I wanted my mother to let me go around and around inside the dryer with the clothes,” Clary said. “The difference is, she didn’t let me.”
”Probably because going around and around inside a dryer can be fatal,” Jace pointed out, “whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.”
”Don’t tell me,” he said, drawing his words out in that way he knew she hated. “Simon’s turned himself into an ocelot and you want me to do something about it before Isabelle makes him into a stole. Well, you’ll have to wait till tomorrow. I’m out of commission.” He pointed at himself—he was wearing blue pajamas with a hole in the sleeve. “Look. Jammies.”
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Fairy Tale Reform School by Michael Heath
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
No but really when you start geeking out about something your cuteness level goes up like 10000% like I dont care if its chemistry or pokemon when you get really excited about something and I can see you totally love it its really fuckin attractive ok ok
Always wait 1 hour, after eating, before swimming
so Honey Lemon may have Rapunzels face but she is definitely thinner than Rapunzel. The character is literally a stick. Her head is bigger than the rest of her body. I know Disney does a crap job with body diversity, but even Go Go Tomago isn’t as thin.